Momma Gnome: What is something I always say to you?
Buddy: That you love me
Momma Gnome:What makes me happy?
Buddy: Me listening
Momma Gnome: What makes me sad?
Buddy: When I’m mad and yelling
Momma Gnome:How do I make you laugh?
Buddy: You do something funny
Momma Gnome: What was I like as a child?
Buddy: A nice lady
Momma Gnome: How old am I?
Buddy: Uh….36?
Momma Gnome: How tall am I?
Buddy: 6’5”?…no…5’2”!
Momma Gnome:What is my favorite thing to do?
Buddy: Do puzzles and hang with me
Momma Gnome: What do I do when you’re not around?
Buddy: Puzzles and call me
Momma Gnome: If I become famous, what will it be for?
Buddy: Family
Momma Gnome: What am I really good at?
Buddy: Being a mom
Momma Gnome: What am I not very good at?
Buddy: Yelling at me
Momma Gnome: What do I do for a job?
Buddy: (Long silent pause) Help WallyBingBong with school, Take care of the dogs and handle Squizzle when he’s not listening.
Momma Gnome: What is my favorite food?
Buddy: Macaroni
Momma Gnome: What makes you proud of me?
Buddy: You’re the best mommy ever
Momma Gnome:If I were a character, who would I be?
Buddy: Minnie
Momma Gnome: What do we enjoy doing together?
Buddy: We enjoy playing games and doing puzzles together
Momma Gnome: How are we the same?
Buddy: We like gardening and stuff, and I love to call you and you love to call me.
Momma Gnome:How are we different?
Buddy: We’re not the same age.
Momma Gnome: How do you know I love you?
Buddy:You always say that you love me
Momma Gnome: What do I like most about dad?
Buddy: How he disciplines right and at the right timing
Momma Gnome: Where is my favorite place to go?
Buddy: The Spaghetti train place (This is the Spaghetti Factory)
Momma Gnome: How old was I when you were born?
Buddy: Um…27?
