Momma Gnome: What is something I always say to you?
Squizzle: “You’re very funny”
Momma Gnome:What makes me happy?
Squizzle: Giving you Hugs
Momma Gnome: What makes me sad?
Squizzle: Yelling at you
Momma Gnome: How do I make you laugh?
Squizzle: You tell me jokes
Momma Gnome: What was I like as a child?
Squizzle: Uh…young?…I dunno…Caring?
Momma Gnome: How old am I?
Squizzle: 37
Momma Gnome: How tall am I?
Squizzle: 3’6”…no no…5’6”!
Momma Gnome: What is my favorite thing to do?
Squizzle: Garden
Momma Gnome: What do I do when you’re not around?
Squizzle: Oh I know! I’ll just walk around and figure out what you do when I’m not around…This is getting out of hand (sense the sarcasm?)
Momma Gnome: If I become famous, what will it be for?
Squizzle: Kindness, that’s your thing.
Momma Gnome: What am I really good at?
Squizzle: You’re really good at gardening and pushing us to do our work, it makes us better.
Momma Gnome: What am I not very good at?
Squizzle: Um….hmmm…uh….you seem very good…um…I dunno?!
Momma Gnome: What do I do for a job?
Squizzle: Gardening? Something? Who are you? I don’t even know you! (humorous sarcasm)
Momma Gnome: What is my favorite food?
Squizzle: Uh…Oh I got this! Rangoons and Spring Rolls from Panda.
Momma Gnome: What makes you proud of me?
Squizzle:Hmm…well I really love how you’re able to get people under control and ease them down so they’re calm. You help me.
Momma Gnome: If I were a character, who would I be?
Squizzle:Hmm, I think personally you’d be Minnie, because she loves gardening and daddy would be Mickey because he’s so smart & loves teaching us things.
Momma Gnome: What do we enjoy doing together?
Squizzle: Hugging, Snuggling and doing puzzles
Momma Gnome: How are we the same?
Squizzle: Oh! We love drawing, and our favorite colors are blue & green.
Momma Gnome: How are we different?
Squizzle: Duh! You’re a girl and I’m a boy. You have tattoos and I am plain.(This boy is SO not plain)
Momma Gnome: How do you know I love you?
Squizzle: You always tell me you love me! How else would I know you love me?
Momma Gnome: What do I like most about dad?
Squizzle: Um, you love that he’s Caring & Kind.
Momma Gnome: Where is my favorite place to go?
Squizzle: Aunties house and to visit Nana…because she’s your mom, everyone loves seeing their mom, right?
Momma Gnome: How old was I when you were born?
Squizzle: 27…wait no…23, wait wait, no no…30, right?! Yeah..30!